Friday, May 10, 2013

Scooter Diaries - Northern Thailand


  Chiang Mai, and its old city in particular, is an engaging metropolis with a decidedly relaxed vibe of northern Thailand. It consists of a mix of glamorous temples and Western comforts of every whim. A grand cuisine frontier, it impressed us most with the staple product of the region – mmm mmm, coffee. After a month of the instant stuff, we shamelessly imbibed on the delicious caffeine beans.





  Many people use Chiang Mai as a base for exploring the region, whether by elephant, raft or scooter. We chose the latter method as most efficient. We made home at the Banjai Garden Guest House, warmly welcomed by the hospitable owners and little frolicking kitten named Catty. From our pretty plant-encased balcony, we planned our course of action for the upcoming weeks.


  After much thought and months of 24/7 togetherness, we decided to grant each other the gift of independent travel experience and split up for a few days. I started out for the little visited but cozy towns of Phrae and Phayao. In Phrae, I met language teacher Priwan and stayed for a few days at her traditionally – Thai teak home. She took the time to show me around town. Most notably, she invited me to a Buddhist monastery, where a happy monk tied white strings around my wrists as a form of blessing for wisdom, health and peace of mind. It was a touching experience, as many other places we visited perform superficial blessings only for donations. I spent the evenings relaxing either in solitude and listening to the insistent drones of the cicadas or in warm conversations about life with Priwan, all while indulging in her truly delicious vegetarian fare. She finally drove me to the bus station, where I boarded a van bound for Phayao. The town itself has little to offer to an attraction-motivated traveler, but the views over the lake, especially at sunset, and the food were pretty superb. After taking care of some necessities, such as a hair cut, and the ensuing lost in translation hilarity, I went back to Chiang Mai, proud of my snag-free travel skills but happy to again meet up with Pawel.

Phayao



  In the meantime, P rented a scooter and put almost 1000 kilometers on its meter while making an extended loop of the Golden Triangle area, a region where the three countries of Laos, Thailand and Burma intersect. 












  I then joined him in Chiang Mai and after taking barely more than two shirts each to minimalize the weight, we set off for the visually-inspiring drive around Mae Hong Son province. In four days, we covered over 600 kilometers, sometimes slowly puttering uphill on first gear, on steep and winding roads through rice paddies, jungles, hills and pine forests. One word – stunning. With the approaching monsoon season, it rained every night. Every day then rose cooler, making the drive through the increasingly luscious surroundings even more pleasant. It was a great life on the road, stopping where convenient (so in towns of Mae Cham, Mae Hon Son – my favorite, and Pai), striving to discover that cute little bungalow for the night or that tasty next meal, our biggest immediate concerns. I highly recommend it.








  For the final time, we came back to Chiang Mai, said goodbye to our faithful scooter and set off for Chiang Rai. Its grandest attraction – Wat Rong Khun, a contemporarily-designed Buddhist temple. Created by an unconventional visionary, its white-washed facade is impressed with silver glass, creating a dazzling effect to the eye. A bridge, alongside impressions of reaching hands, leads to the wat itself, where unusual modern wall paintings show scenes of the cycle of rebirth that involve, for instance, the Twin Towers, the Terminator, Harry Potter, Neo from Matrix or Freddy Kruger. Despite the unusual thematics (or maybe because of them), it's pretty extraordinary.







Wishes! We left one, too

Coin wishing well

And then we hitch-hiked a ride back into town

  From Chiang Rai, we took a 6 am morning local bus to Chang Khong, from where we crossed the river, thus arriving at the Laos border. Next mode of transport – the two day slowboat trip to Luang Prabang on the mighty Mekong.   


Thursday, May 9, 2013

Farewell to Burma


  The road to Mandalay was long and arduous, the ennui interrupted by the sputters of black diesel smoke, face slaps of the flying dirty window curtains and rolling sacks of potatoes on the floor of the tin can of a bus that carried us to the city. Yup, we got conned on our transport – our worst of the trip and that's saying much.

That really is an engine in the middle of the aisle

  The city itself does not inspire elaborate exultation. In the muggy heat, we labored to see its bit and pieces, culminating in the barefoot climb of the Mandalay Hill to see the sprawling surroundings. And I just noticed we have no pictures.  Thus ended our affair with Myanmar.

  I wouldn't say it was the most beautiful country we've visited. Granted, its natural landscapes were somewhat diminished by the heat of the most intense months of the dry season. The glaring sun baked everything to a crisp, turning the greenery dull brown and allowing the ever-present dust to settle on everything in its reach. But Burma is a magnificent country where it matters most – the people. Their warmth and hospitality truly provided us with an experience like no other. I'll remember the time P, on a bicycle, raced a truckful of field workers, all of them cheering him on like some wild European soccer fans. I'll remember the waterfight with the little kids, only too happy to involve some foreigners in their games. I'll remember helping a woman with some fruit that was spilling out of her bag, only to be handed half of it in gratitude. I'll remember the little old man, the train wagon full of helpful people or the random woman who grabbed my hand to make sure I was alright after an exerting hike. It was all about kindness to a stranger, who was far from home, maybe lost, but made to feel truly like an honored guest in their land. I'll remember and hope it doesn't change too much with the increased opening of the borders.

  We flew back to overwhelmingly Western (such a contrast!) Bangkok and settled in on an overnight train to the charming Chiang Mai. Off to northern Thailand!

Modern Bangkok

Chinatown by night

Street food!

Practical Information:
Nylon Hotel in Mandalay - $25, with A/C, free wifi and breakfast
ride to Mandalay airport – 12,000 kyat

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Water Wars - Thingyan, Inle Lake


 We considered ourselves pretty lucky, as, within a half hour of arriving to Mandalay from Kyaukme, we not only caught one of the last morning minivans out of town to Inle but also got some of the most comfortable seats in the house. Err, van, I mean. The seat also afforded me with an uninterrupted view of our driver's antics behind the wheel. A young kid, it seemed that he learned his skills playing Grand Theft Auto, and was now putting them into play for real. Traffic, mountainous roads with some wicked curves and the green faces and discreet puking noises of some fellow passengers did little to dampen his enthusiasm to beat some internal speed record. Only once his wallet, supposedly firmly lodged behind a visor, went flying out the window, launched by a wild turn, did he take his lead foot off the gas pedal. We arrived at our destination in 6 hours, instead of the regular 10. Enough said.

  After a search through all the budget hotels in Nyaungshwe by Inle, we made home at Minglabar Hotel, along with our companions for the week, Don and Jinhi. Our main objective – to survive the craziness that is Thingyan, the Water Festival celebration of the New Year, the biggest holiday in Myanmar. Lasting for four days, the one giant water fight and its intensity escalated from day to day. We bought some plastic water guns and decided to fight back, but a puny plastic toy was no match for huge buckets. We walked around, simply drenched, but I can't remember the last time I almost peed in my pants from laughing. Imagine: P chasing a bunch of kids, all squealing with delight, only to turn around with an 'oh-shit' look on his face and run back, with a bunch of previously hidden teenagers with buckets and a hose right on his heels. Nobody was spared, no pleas were granted. Women and tourists were especially targeted, as they provided the most desired reactions. The levity of the festival, combined with the ever-present chants from the temples in the background, created a surreal atmosphere of real...joy. Sure, alcohol was sometimes involved, as with any NYE celebration, but this was simply about the joy of living. It was a privilege to participate in it firsthand.



Don & Jinhi

Lock'n'Loaded


That soaked








  All bus service was interrupted for a few days, so besides water-fighting, we explored the Inle Lake area, both by bike and boat. On the bicycle ride around the lake, we encountered water blockades every few hundred meters or so. Despite various schemes, we were unable to avoid a soak, but it felt pleasant enough on a hot day. The boat tour gave us a glimpse of life on the lake itself. Although much has been commercialized to appease the interests of the tourists (we saw traditional crafts of weavers, cigar makers, smiths- traditional but no longer used, after we were inquisitive enough to ask), it was still interesting to see the few reminders of the past. So you'd have the fisherman who steers his canoe with his leg. The leaning bamboo shacks on stilts. The floating gardens, used to farm produce the organic way. Life as it was ways back.







Yarn from lotus stems 






Floating gardens




  With little time left in Burma, we decided to move on to nearby Kalaw right after the water festival ended. Service was still sporadic, so we relied on local rides. After a few switch-offs, we finally got a chance to ride on the roof of a truck. Good it lasted all of 15 minutes, as my head started to spin. But what a view! Kalaw is more of a backpacker town, an origin point for treks to Inle. We weren't interested, so we took the time to soak in the quiet ambiance, with some splendid views right from our balcony.




  And the road next leads to Mandalay!


Practical Information
Bus from Kyaukme to Mandalay – 7,000 kyat pp
Minibus from Mandalay to Nyaungshwe by Inle Lake – 15,000 kyat pp
Minglabar hotel in Nyaungshwe- $20-25, for large double rooms with bamboo motifs (we had to change rooms since we decided to stay longer), with a full free breakfast, wifi (I wouldn't expect miracles), free water refills, daily lime soda (what a nice touch) and even a meditation room; staff was superb, except for a somewhat grouchy owner
Bicycle rental – 1,000 kyat daily
Boat rental for the day – 15,000 kyat (we paid 18,000, since it was a holiday) for 4 people
3 shared pick-up trucks, local style, to Kalaw : to junction – 1,500 kyat, to Aung Ban – 2,000 kyat, to Kalaw, on the roof, nonetheless – 500 kyat
Golden Lily Guest House - $14 for double room with a balcony, en-suite bathroom and free breakfast, but beware of the bus tickets they sell!